Seriously, Valance. What on earth were you thinking? Of all the offensive dickheads in the world, you cosy up to the only who can out douchebag both Clapton and Fox. But, is it still acceptable to put the Kiss Kiss video on repeat? Hmmmm.
You may be wondering what this has to do with a magic blog?!
Allow me to explain.
You see, ever since my dogs blog last year, I have fallen foul of the North East dog community.
(Here it is, if you haven’t read it yet)
Just look what happened…